Dude, did you READ Catcher in Rye?  It really was the only way to react.

Make it a point to smile at least once a day.

Foreigners alway be actin' all foreigny.

Hey, @avclub-95323660ed2124450caaac2c46b5ed90:disqus , don't forget to pick this up at your local record store.  And god dammit, will you finally work up the courage to ask out the chick with the nose ring who works the listening station?

Hipsters I've seen mismanage their money at bars that sell PBR by the can:  all of them. Every single one.

Fight the power!  Let's take it to Wallstreet!

Fuck the man!  Fight the power!  Some business wants me to buy their product?  Fuck them!  I only buy stuff companies tell my NOT to buy!
You will not be able to stay home, brother . . .

@avclub-79557cb93066f4470b8cee6e9110f757:disqus Dude, what world do you live in?  Why don't you put down the SOC 101 book and get out into your community.  Jesus Christ.  The New Deal?!  From a time-line perspective, that was closer to when the Republican's freed the slaves than to where we are now.  God, I hate…

I kind of agree @avclub-b10ec5bd6b2d491d3a1fb43631adf750:disqus .  (By the way, I too have an English Degree).  I couldn't really get into it.  Didn't hate it, but never ended up finishing it.  All the while thinking that I would have liked it better if I were about 15 years younger.   Or if I had ever got into Harry…

Can I buy you a drank?

There is no one in the world more ignorant than you.

If you teach people that it's okay to give up, they will give up.  If you teach people that they have to keep trying, they will keep trying.  
I respect my liberal friends because they believe people should help other people, but I don't agree with their point of view because I believe people need to help themselves.…

Unlike button.

If someone ever broke in to my house and started painting the place, I'd probably just sit back and enjoy it.

If you don't know, then we're not going to tell you.

I don't get the hate. And why are you so angry, Rusty?  Did you give him your money?

And I don't get it.

Holy crap: Chet Hanks = CHanks.  As in, "Can we buy these skank chanks some dranks?"

Silverman.  Such a cute girl.  A girl like her would never bust out "dick" and "fart" jokes, because that would be INSANE!!!!!

@avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus is right about @avclub-9476630396673074b98a68eb20e70245:disqus being right about Howard Johnson being right.  This book was too precious for it's own good.  Why did all the adults break down and cry every time they saw the kid?  And why did he have the vocabulary and wit…