I don't get it.  Why is this a "Great Job, Internet"?

I can't get into this shjit.

AV Club reviewers do, apparently.

No man, it's dick.

It's been a while since I played "Say It Ain't So" on my old Alvarez knock-off, but fuck it:  I'm in.

As another CO resident, I've got to chime in here.  I'll concede Colorado Springs and a few outlying mountain towns like Rifle but, having lived in CO as well as MI, KS, and IL, I genuinely thought that the state where race was the most non-issue was CO.  
Also, I don't want to digress to far from my point which is…

"especially when Americans are way better at inflammatory racial slurs"

The best part was the Happy Happy ending.

From the clips above, it basically looks like a live-action "Heavy Metal".  Am I wrong?

That opening guitar riff on Vomit sounds just like a Pink Floyd song that I can't quite place.  I think it's on The Wall.  Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

@avclub-c1393a6cb4e64215bbe3b6804a948e4e:disqus You forgot to write "Actually" before your post.

A bloodied Gina Gershon forced to fellate a KFC drumstiGHGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHG!

Jay Z (fake patoi) had a line on Watch the Throne where he raps:
Black car black car.  in the same cadence as these guys do black cop.

If that movie were real and I masturbated to it even half as much as I masturbated to "Glory," I'd need to add an extra box of Kleenex to the grocery list this week.

Scratch that.  Just googled it.  It is in Britain.

No it's not.  It's in the Czech Republic.

Please don't fart.  Please don't fart.  Please don't fart.

Exactly, Hoban. And with that, we have reached the inevitable conclusion.  Yay, comments sections.

Like Dmitri Karamozov, you have dragged me by the beard into the public square and humiliated me.  I am destroyed by the brilliance of your deadpan.  Shall we really see this through to its inevitable conclusion?  Accept your victory, jellybean, before we both lose.

No, I get it.  I made a comment about liking something and you trashed it with snark and sarcasm. No easy task; so ballsy; so constructive.  I just wanted to say bravo.  I apologize if my comment sounded sarcastic, too - about you winning.  Can a guy not express submission to a superior comment on the internet…