You win.  Good job.

Out of curiosity, I just listened to this album on Spotify.  This review is spot on.  Each song sounds the exact same, all like a cross between I Got a Feeling, and that shitty Tao Cruz song (who has a track on this album of course).  Totally forgettable. The guest singers are totally unnecessary. Studio vocals would…

Agreed.  How does Beach House fit into this genre?

Both albums are in my top 10 of the year so far.

Interesting, @avclub-cdeaa40a154a1bf1f7cf68d3840e3edd:disqus 
Very similar.  Good find.

Yep, I thought it was Kenny Loggins for some weird reason.

To bone, or not to bone.  That is the question here.  Whether 'tis nobler in the dong to suffer the bumps and grinds of outrageous snarling, or to smack dong against a sea of dark meat curtain, and by opposing climax?  To bone, to sleep.  No more; and by a sleep we say we end the blue balls, and the thousand natural…

@avclub-f0282b5ff85e7c9c66200d780bd7e72e:disqus Would it really have mattered?

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus So aptly named.

I am also in agreement that the first season of TP is the best first season of television ever.  I will also take that one-further and purport that the TP 90-minute pilot is the greatest pilot ever.  I hadn't seen the show in 20 years when I watched it again the the other week.  When I saw the pilot again, I was…

I agree.  I just rewatched the whole series and the movie on Netflix on demand over the last few weeks.  It does finally get back on track with the Black Lodge stuff, but the little Nicky thing bothered me.  As did the scene where the "witch" had all the men at the police station under her spell, and then the next…

I disagree.  Blades of Steel is a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the greatest video game ever.

You won! You're awesome!

Listen to Headlesss, the first track from this album.  Then listen to Mouths Like Sindwinder Missles from Fall of Troy.  Other than the vocals, it's pretty much the same song.

Well, they're no Fall of Troy.  Or maybe they are Fall of Troy.  The musicianship sounds identical.  Add screaming psychotic vocals, and there you go.  Are these the same people?

Spotify.

Is there a "Love" button?

I thought hyperheterosexuality meant you were gay, and are just trying to hide it . . . poorly.

Why should she get stoned to death?  Did she appear in public without a male escort?  Were here ankles exposed?

True Bromance.