So the lead singer of Coldplay is named Dierks Bentley, huh?

Jimmy Buffett taught me how to love, and thus how to live.

Agreed.  I wish there was a "like" button.

I like it, too.  I like them both individually, as well.

YOU are the lowest form of comedy.

Whoops.  Since El Zilcho replied to you as well, he (or she) is still above me.  However, littelaxex is below me since he responded to Vamos Atomos.

To my knowledge, it's the distance that each comment is indented in.  Thus, I'll be above El Zilcho even though he posted before me because I replied to you.  BUT, I will be indented further to the right, I think.

The Beaver = An ECU of a Vagina for 90 Minutes

That's the way you do it.

German sea lions?

Well, we all have stories.

Alternadads. Is that a thing?

What up, Chicago. On @AVClub with @mattsg. Holler! Also, check out me and Brittany's pics from the @Podmass article. LOL

Looks like I'm getting sued.

I am in favor of all of these changes.
My only concern is that if someone posts something that people simply disagree with, but it isn't necessarily offensive, five other people can tag up and get that person's comment collapsed. So if I commented, "Respectfully, good commenters, my musical tastes disagree with the…

Dear al Qaeda,

From "Another Love Song":

ODB's cameo in that song Bitches is amusing.

I am actually Don Gately, writing something clever about cirrhosis of the liver.

There were ghosts in Gravity's Rainbow?