Some bloke may a took a real walloper on account a that whirly bird, mate.

Hundreds of deadly snakes and spiders, duh.

More like Suffer Club, amirite?

For some reason, I had this mental image of Trey Parker as being a crazy rich eccentric weirdo, but this Instagram account kinda just makes him seem like a dorky dad.

I finally got around to seeing 10 Cloverfield Lane. It was great, but I expected to like it a lot since Goodman and Mary Elizabeth Winstead are two of my favorite actors.

If someone was posting my real address and threatening to break into my house and rape me, I'd probably rather know about it, honestly.

He thinks differently than us!

I'm probably reading way too much into it, but he seemed very resigned and a little bummed in his intro to this sketch, so "perfectly willing" might be a little bit of an overstatement.

That did wonders for Nora Dunn's career, I could see why McKinnon would have been rushing to follow suit.

Agreed 100% with this, I thought it would have been beautiful if it were McKinnon on her own, putting her in the Hillary costume just made it all feel silly.

Actually, this rule perfectly applies to dead hookers as well.

I am

It'd be the cat's pajamas, I tell ya!

If you live in Maine, you should take one away so your controllers will be kind of 39.

Vox has taken Gawker's mantle as "site most likely to make me sad when I hear my smart friends reference it as a news source."

Gwen was promoted to Senior GJI Editor and her salary was doubled, she now gets two AV Club pint glasses per year.

Hey, Rockefeller, there's tax on those items, you ain't getting two items for $2. Get your McDouble and a water and then steal a soda like the rest of us.

That fuckboi wasn't even on Vine.

What's the deal with homework? I mean, you're not working on your home!

Three onions?!