That road would have to be within eyesight of the ocean for me to even consider it.

We're all made the same: in God's image.

Yeah, the government requires me to inform everyone.

"O" as in "O my god, now I remember why I never get the fish sandwich from McDonalds".

You joke, but almost every time I pass a guy selling "fresh shrimp" out of his pickup on the side of the road, I consider it.

Unfortunately, in prison, a bowl of ceviche means…..something else.

They've been working on an in-depth expose of the Filet O Fish for months!

Who do you think he was talking about?

Now you got a stew goin!

What does that have to do with watching SNL?

Saw him in Atlanta a couple years ago, he was great.

I don't think I could ever chill out at the Cellar, from what I've seen in shows that place looks like the most claustrophobic room in New York.

Day one being January 20th.

Drunken frat boys and HuffPost while reporting on this story, apparently.

Because if Trump wins, he'll have a lot of power two months after the episode airs?

Silky's mink made outta 100% rat ass!

I'm glad you think Beck Bennett is so goddamn funny, cuz he just ran off with your school clothes money!

"Emma, we love the dress but can you give us a look like you'd rather be dead than having to stand here right now?"

I started getting a funny feeling when they were in the car, even before Alfred did. Things didn't seem right and I was really worried that they were going to force too much action into the finale. Then I figured nothing would happen, then the cops DID show up, and then they handled it perfectly anyway. But, yeah, I…

The official Reddit for the show has a thread where someone is keeping a list of all the songs used and when.