# isn't 2 characters?

UPDATE: I saw a dog once

Not sure. Trump = Jeremy Renner's Remy Martin commercial, Kanye is married to Kim Kardashian (I can spell Kardashian, I hate myself). Imma so confused

Is "bride" NJish for "hoagie?"

Have you even read the Magna Carta?

Ask Braveheart's friend yo

Not sure Trump will make it to Prima Nocta.

[lubes ribbed pocket protector] here we go

The AV Club has three timelines. So it's also where they linger for eternity.

They make them sit on the toilet?

What stops a human from mistaking another human for a host and shooting (or other acts of violence) against that person?

Podcasts don't make themselves, you know.

It's an oblique social experiment? Not sure.

Life is what happens while you are busy wandering a parking garage.

Me yesterday using newspaper to soak up spilled coffee: "Great Job Harrisburg Patriot-News!"

Our family Scrabble rules dictate that players must make up and justify/define new words/phrases. Those that don't past muster are rejected. The best words are those that immediately justify themselves. Some classics that I remember:

zoink e rage

And the files were IN the computer! It was so simple!

Imagine
What the World Needs Now Is Love
American Pie

One of the most sublime pop cultural moments ever recorded on film is his Woodstock performance. That moment when the bald-ish guy on the side of the stage comes into focus and throws his head back in response to Cocker's scream… Incredible.