Nah. That sounds like too much work. I just want to fuck Liv Tyler's real Daddy. The one that raised her so her lips look so good.

I'd sleep with Todd Rundgren.

Every single musician that Yonkovic parodied will die soon (in relation to the whole geological time scale). He's such a monster. Dropping that curse on everyone.

Man you typed this as I was typing this. Again fucking tzero ruined my day!

The ONLY reason this was cancelled is because the AvClub stopped regular coverage of the show. Again the fucking AvClub Ruins my day…

I personally found the article about expensive toast to be profoundly funny, though it was written from the perspective of a 22 year-old. I think of the people who buy $15 toast to be between the ages of 26-65. There really is a place in LA with 15 fucking dollar toast. It is a fad I will never understand. Do people…

Saying that about Vince give me blue balls in my heart. :(

Wider shade of grey when it comes to both in my personal experience.

I grew up with three people that became police officers in my hometown. I lived off and on in my hometown for a decade after school. Those people were the biggest assholes in school and they did not change when they became police officers. Often they resorted to bullying people who they didn't like or simply wasting…

Here's my opinion on Cameron E. I have none. I hate stand-up. All of it. So I have no idea who she is, other than she's written some stuff for the AvClub that I've never read. Why am I reading these comments? I don't know. Maybe I'm a little drunk and late on some deadlines.

PFT and everyone are pleasant. That man exudes pleasant. And funny!

Fuck Lando give me some Lobot or Dexter Jettster. C'mon, you all know you want a Dexter Jettster stand alone film.

That "Putin-loving anti-vaxxer" was a well regarded Town of Lexington Town Meeting Representative. How dare you stoop so low as to call into question the legitimacy of such a beloved public servant!

It's not hard to not watch Adam Sandler "films" I've been doing it for twenty years now.

I've been trying to recommend this show, but no one seems to get through the first few episodes. If there's any show worth sticking with it's this one. It's proven to be the best show on TV since Enlightened.

Hard Eight is a very good film. There is PT's cut of it roaming around out there somewhere. I bet that one is better.

Yeah. I think I knew that. So much traffic. So hard to go anywhere… Used to live in the vicinity of the one DTLA and the one in Echo Park. Neither of those had Mappy.

In Los Angeles there's upscale arcades with overpriced drinks everywhere. I guess I could go on some diatribe about childless hipster manchildren, but I'm really just bitter that none of them have Mappy. That game is the shit.

Bad Santa wasn't a perfect movie by any stretch of the imagination but it was complete. A very clear arc for Billy Bob, that ended when the fucking film ended. This sequel is just pointless bullshit.

I don't understand why fans of GRRM give him shit about not writing fast enough. You do realize you are a fan of his books? And he writes them at the pace he writes them, because he has a method that probably involves some level of research? You do realize he could just stop writing if he wanted? Contracts can be…