I lived through fucking Bush and it sucked. We got that piece of shit because a bunch of petulant liberal suburb kids thought Ralph Nader had a chance or they voted their conscience or some stupid shit. Nader wouldn't have been able to win a Senate seat. Jill Stein is the same. Trust me I was one of those dumb suburb…

That's the thing that pisses me off. Bernie never had a fucking chance. Why did those dipshits try to rig it? They never had to.

I get where these Bernie supporters are coming from. I was at a bar once and wanted one of those really good Bloody Mary's with the freshly blended heirloom tomatoes, and juiced celery. All they had was shitty pre-mix stuff from cisco. So I went outside and stood in traffic.

And then she got booed off the stage according to this Fox New Headline.

The thing I really like about this show is the cinematography.

At Play in the Fields of the Lord and Ironweed are the defining films of fourteen year old me. I loved both books, loved both films, loved Tom Waits (which is why I think I watched At Play in the first place). To me, this is the biggest "celebrity" loss of 2016.

I weren't knee high to a grasshopper when this season came out, and my comic sensibilities were refined to fart jokes, but I do recall not watching this program after the Phil Hartman years.

I'd like to thank Kendrick for continuing to work towards making the worst bullshit of all time. All of mankind owes her a debt of gratitude.

Never! Fucking! Lucky!

He had like six.

Is it the mystery of how he fell off the cliff? If so, I've got a guess. It was the mom.

"one almost wishes that the movie would go full Starship Troopers with its premise." You could say that about pretty much any big budget sci-fi film.

Two Teamsters are standing around talking. The first Teamster notices that the second Teamster keeps looking down at a snail near his foot and getting more and more on edge.
Finally, the second Teamster stomps the snail and crushes it into snail dust.
“Hey, whydjya do that?” the first Teamster yells. “That snail wasn’t…

Is Dexter "Dex" Jettster from The Clone Wars in it?!? Why do they tease us with these posts about Vader when fucking Dexter "Dex" Jettster's story has barely been told!

Which 29 Palms? I hope it's the one with all the fucking

I suppose around the same time when people started using anachronistic nomenclature ironically on the internet. So, 1994ish.

Because she wasn't sure if he was coming. She doesn't trust him. It worked for me.

They say we're in the golden age of television, but when are TV trailers going to catch up with the movie pictures trailers and include excessive "bhwwaaap, bhhhwwwwwaaap, bwwwhhahhaps?!?"

A few laughs?!?! Is the reviewer aware that Kevin Hart is short. Oh, man, I'm doubled over just thinking about the fact that he's short. It's not stop hilarity. Juxtaposed against THE ROCK I imagine every second of this film to be an aesthetically inspired visual hilarity. Maybe he'll try to put on THE ROCK'S pants,…

Would you like a little Asian in you?