And the Purple Witch?

This made me think of a "Sons of Anarchy" Astronomical Unit.

He's Freaking & Geeking every chance he gets.

Someone recently sent me an email telling me to "scan [something] and email it to her." I did not know that we're all supposed to have scanners in our homes now.

And Joss-tice for All

"You'll gobble him once a year!"

We're used to it by now, so it doesn't really register, but Washington Irving is a pretty weird name, too.

*throws cellophane S at @avclub-9024f9f0a80d2d248c7c6efb2e715c37:disqus , kisses him so he'll forget*

Maybe he's fast enough that he can actually clap with one hand. Take that, koan!

In France, this show will be Dub-Dubbed.

Tity Boi is the "ward" of Mr. Clean from the commercials, and together they fight crime grime.

"OF COCK" doesn't really go well in real life either. The equivalent to blank spaces is a long, awkward pause, during which the listener starts getting fidgety.

I refuse to believe that someone who can't spell "scissors" would be savvy enough to place the hyphens in "cut-in-half." (Or vice versa.)

:) "second-class"; otherwise it sounds like they're hand-me-downs.

It also has hints of civil war (brother against brother). Maybe also Greek city-state against Greek city-state.

Seeing that the air temples are active again snuck up on me (I'm not clear on the logistics of how exactly they got repopulated, but I found it moving).

The apology from "A Fish Called Wanda."

LOL at the quotes around the word skimpy. So-called skimpy? Alleged skimpy? Self-styled skimpy? Ironic skimpy? Neologism skimpy?

the elegant simplicity of a well-delivered, “Fuck.”

Campaign slogan: "I'm the one who (Fort) Knox!"