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I don't read the comics, but at this point I feel like the TV show might end with all of the '1st generation' survivors dead except for Maggie, who will be leading new survivors and the offsprings, like Carl and her own child.

The kung fu movie he directed 3 years ago, 'Man of Tai Chi', was actually much better than I expected.

And here come's the PR campaign to sell the movie…

The New Party of Five, coming soon to Fox.

To be fair, you can't completely blame Hollywood for that one. Zhang Yimou is the director, and he may not be aware of whitewashing or lack of diversity in US films because he's only made movies in China. He probably believes that casting Matt Damon would make the movie more appealing to a non-Chinese audience, or

So this just means the movie will still suck, for an extended period of time?

So there will be a Chinese girl and…Tom Cruise? Matt Damon? Bradley Cooper? Chris Hemsworth? Mark Wahlberg? Maybe we should cast a relatively unknown white male. Let's give newcomers a chance.

A Deadpool among the tombstones
Or just play with any of Steven Seagal's movie titles:
Half past Deadpool
Marked for Deadpool
On Deadly Pool
The Glimmer Pool

The 3 a.m. Call.

How about Ghost Hunters with Busts?

That human body model makes me crave liver, fava beans, and chianti.

I've actually seen illustrated dictionaries (being over 30 and all). It'd be quite amusing if Mel Gibson comes up with some wild theory that makes pictionary a precursor to dictionary. Sean Penn could play a really bad artist that no one would understand what he draws, so he had to write a word describing his drawing

Wait, this movie is also about Pictionary?

WTF Hollywood? First Dwayne Johnson became the highest paying male actor, now this piece of crap??

And he thought it was a rattata.

Admiral Ackbar goes, 'It's a tax!'.

The second action doesn't have to be predicated upon the first.

Shit, I clicked on this thinking it was about 'highlander'.

My first question was if they intentionally made his face look more like Ben Affleck's.

'beamed down' on a planet…yeah he totally fucked that planet, through its south pole.