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The sentient autonomous penis
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I think you forgot the part of your comment about how you could fuck a milkshake.

You and zer0entity seem to have a lot in common. Perhaps you should exchange phone numbers.

Your comments seem to have a theme.

Just don't look directly at the pictures.

I would concede that you have a point, but I already said QED so my hands are tied.

Well, this has given me something to think about for sure.

I appreciate your thinking but it is flawed. You posit that value is a function of utility when my argument is based on a theory of value primarily connected to scarcity. Let me use some examples to explain why my theory of value is correct and your theory of value is, while well-intentioned, reflective of the

This is total bullshit. Unobtainium is the most precious commodity. It's right there in the fucking name. Wake up sheeple!

You must really hate poor people to imagine that they are just sitting around to consume second-hand, post-Conan milk.

Only when Clickhole hired Leonard Pierce to write a satirical article about Dawes, and then it is profiled in the AV Club, will SnarkNet have achieved true sentience.

I love the clickventures. Usually I can succeed in the mission. It is nice to enjoy a bit of success in life. I was sadly, however, unable to obtain cinnamon while role-playing as Marco Polo.

Danny Barnes, as well as banjo virtuoso, is also a September call up for the Blue Jays. Currently 0-0 with a 2.45 ERA. Good luck to that kid down the stretch.

Hmmm… I don't see how my comment can have been interpreted to have inferred that. You seem to know a lot about insurance fraud. Perhaps too much….

Just because a person has a thing, doesn't mean a person can afford that thing. For more on this please refer to the cases of Hammer, MC (1996) and the economy of the United States (2008).

Fair enough, but how would their ranking change if they were chopped up into tiny bits and swirled around in soft serve?

I use mine as a lunchbox!

Skor is indeed the king, CEO and dominatrix of all blizzards but I believe these poor unfortunate twits live in the United States and so suffer in a Skor-less universe. I don't know what "Heath" is but it sounds stupid.

I barf in your general direction.

I can contribute $98,456.02. I will send an email money transfer. No problem/

If we assume that the 2D representation of Spongebob that we see is to represent a 3D concept: Spongebob's pants are actually a hyperrectangle.