No warden in America is as short as the sum of Kate Mara and Ellen Page.

True story: Liberals would have won by more but many people wrote "he fucks" rather than X on their ballots, thus invalidating them.

Obviously you have never been to a Rolling Stones concert. T shirts from previous Rolling Stones concerns are the only acceptable apparel. Same goes for Bob Seger.

In Canada, and I would also venture the United States, the only people who write comments on news articles are right-wing morons and their views are influential only with themselves.

This is an apropos discussion because it connects to themes that run throughout the Tragically Hip's music and explain why this band has had more cultural resonance than any other in the country. The lyrics touch on themes of rurality, connectedness, and variously the beauty and savagery of nature.

I think each dot represents the average RT score for each year. In 2012 he appeared in three films other than Silver Linings Playbook, none of which I have heard of. In 2013 he appeared in six films, including American Hustle (good!) and Last Vegas (wouldn't watch on an airplane) and four others I've never heard about.

FastPass!

Most actors are three principle actors. The three principles are:

Zesty Cheese Doritos are both the best and worst thing in the world. How I hate/love them!

That's not a colour. A colour is like yellow or whatever. Though I appreciate your proper spelling of the wourd.

Way back in the day before Discus and limited usernames, my username was "The sentient and autonomous giant penis of Shaquille O'Neal".

I used to hate "hatesong" as it seems such a nasty feature but I've chosen to believe that the song is more than it appears. At face value, someone of interest to the AV Club talks about a song they don't like. But often the interviewee barely talks about the song at all, but instead ends up revealing something about…

Will you middle Americans please make up your mind.

heh he heh… he said "bust"… heh heh heh

Listen, everyone knows that the Bothans died stealing the plans for the second Death Star (plan = build death star; bigger) but Disney should also know that people expect Bothans to be part of any death star plan heist.

It's back! Even more suspicious.

Here's a question from someone posting here for the first time in a long time, mainly because I now have to do work at my job (today is a rare slow day):

You're splitting hairs. Luscious flowing Bothan hairs.

Came here expecting Bothans. Where are all the fucking Bothans?

Boo hoo. Foggy is a whiny bitch.