No and Yes

People are idiots

Social media experts tell you that a corporate twitter account needs to tweet no fewer than an absolute minimum of five times a day to avoid getting totally lost in the noise. They further explain that it doesn't matter what you tweet. IHOP's communication team (her name is Janet, she is 52 and hails from Orlando) is…

I suppose that's down to Clinton too?

Persephone didn't come back from the dead. She didn't die in the first place. For that matter, as a goddess she was not mortal. So if you used Persephone no one would think about coming back from the dead, they would think about someone eating pomegranates and causing winter.

It's four minutes to quitting time on a Friday and I'd love to dive head first into a delicious Irish Black Bush right now.

Outstanding avatar/comment synergy.

What does this have to do with how Sarah Jessica Parker looks like / may actually be a horse?

What do you have against my "most improved eighth grade swimmer" trophy that I was planning to award to Katy Perry for her earnest dedication to aquatics?

He knows karate, given that he has no fewer than two alter egos skilled in such: Johnny Karate and Jonathan Karate. Also he leads a band of ninjas, so presumably knows at least the basics of ninjutsu.

I've got a statue that Katy Perry can win.

City and Colour is the moniker of Dallas Green, former lead man of alexisonfire, who came up with the name by observing that Dallas is the name of a city and Green is a colour.

you get rained on. or snowed on. depending on the time of year and geographical location.

It is because he is a prostitute. Don't you read?

Remember, he gets really small so this might happen more than you would think. More realistically someone might step on his nuts from above. I think this is a well-known occupational hazard for tiny-izing superheros. Antman is always whining about people walking on his nuts.

"Hedgehogging" is an urban legend. No-one does that, least of all Richard Gere. Though Paul Giamatti might.

This is a ridiculous scenario. If Mariachi was having breakfast with his mom and Damien Lewis, he wouldn't call him by his whole name. Probably at first he'd avoid calling him anything at all and then eventually let loose with a Mr. Lewis. And Damien Lewis would be sure to tell him "just call me Damien". And then…

That Penny is an attractive woman. I will won't watch the show but I can't deny she's a looker.

George R.R. Martin is a fat man who is not writing as much as Internet commentators think he should!

I just want to say thank you, Mr. McCown, for the exceedingly polite headline. I much prefer its style to those which assume that I am part of some mindless hord and exhort me to do something that I would never do. Consider these: http://www.avclub.com/searc…