Actually the new term for it is "Marnilingus".

I long for the days before registration. Comments were much funnier then. Like the guy who only said "poop".

I was eating cheesies. Which I understand now is an activity that I should limit to the subway.

People should save their hate for the Tolerability Index. It is generally recognized to be unbearably stupid, but instead of ignoring it , its comment section has been repurposed to talk about all manner of things except the Tolerability Index. They may think that they are undermining the feature, but the fine folks…

In this context, "United States" usually means "United States plus Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver".

It is a very large country. Population density among lowest in the world. Would be very challenging to nuke all of it. Probably wouldn't get all of the potential pop culture figures.

Little known fact: Stratford has significantly higher gas prices than neighbouring communities. Why is this? What is the connection to Justin Bieber? Does it have anything to do with his lesbianish haircut? So many questions!

Kate Pierson's got a great set of pipes, a wonderful sense of fun, is an excellent musician and has a body that won't quit. If I was an elderly lesbian I would run away with her forever.

What the hell is happening here?

The Internet needs our support and affirmation or it might not catch on.

She was a cutie-patootie back then. Now, she is one more reason why I would happily abandon my life to assume that of Ken Cosgrove. (#1 reason is that cool eye patch).

What's with the past tense? Stockard Channing is still alive, you know.

I read that. I was really impressed by the clear plastic cover. So professional!

Liked mainly for that last bit.

For clarity, I mean pubic hair.

Get with the times man. Bush is back.

Every time. It's how she communicates her climax.

My wife and I regularly work the Fifth Element in to our sex play.

When I first heard "Stay With Me" I thought about all of the aching manginas in the world.

So the deal is, if we make this happen, we get to kill you? Cause I think I've got a line on financing.