I don't even have a wad of paper towel!

I thought all anyone liked about Crocodile Dundee was that scene with Linda Kozlowski in a thong.

You morons. It's not a picture at all, it is just a perfect photo-realistic watercolour.

It really begs the question of whether $19 Cyber Monday Kate Spade New York bags should be BANNED.

This past season wasn't it's best but I still love me some Justified.

One is not always on top of the other. Sometimes they are standing. Sometimes one of them is sitting and the other one is kneeling. I've seen some where one young woman is on a table and then another is massaging her until the massage takes a rather unprofessional turn. I think you get my gist. And then there are some…

Are you sure that you don't go on about it like some trendy asshole? Cause it seems like you do, a little bit.

Hahahah ,,, Out-house! Cause it tastes like shit right? You kill me!

A more reasonable explanation (essentially, "a wizard did it"). But requires more. What other beneficial adaptations did the ring provide? His most notable changes were his enlarged cranium and hair loss. How were these things beneficial to him. Also, is there evidence of the ring similarly altering anyone else? Bilbo…

I don't buy it. That's like saying that giraffe necks get long from eating leaves from high-up branches. Sharp teeth might be helpful in eating such things, but your teeth can't adapt to that purpose over your lifetime. Perhaps he cracked some, but those teeth don't look cracked, they look pointy. I hope someone gets…

Careful now ray-ray… I once complimented another user by suggesting that her avatar, which was a rose, looked like a beautiful vagina and had the comment deleted. I think it is pretty well known that roses look like vaginas and this was a particularly fetching rose. I can only conclude that the AVC overlords therefore…

This does not explain how Gollum got pointy teeth. I can appreciate that his skin turned colour with age and that his hair fell out, etc. But that doesn't explain how his teeth would go from being non-pointy (as presumably they were when he was a proto-hobbit) to pointy. It doesn't look like they've filed them down.

Gollum used to wear the ring alot but found that he couldn't handle it, so it was sufficient to just have it around and put it on occasionally to attack and then eat orcs.

If you were a cigar you could have been inside Monica Lewinsky.

I will certainly not watch, but the following morning I will look for pictures of attractive women hopefully wearing appealing (and perhaps revealing) garb, and will hope that she will be among them.

I am very disappointed that this picture is not of a monkey riding a zonkey.

It wouldn't help Schindler's List. That movie was really crying out for a mandolin-based soundtrack. Or, even better, one performed on a 1987 DJ20 Casio Electric Guitar, set to mandolin.

I for one am glad you're around, Odd Future. The world needs morons. Who else would run our investment banks and intelligence agencies?

Iowa has a city now?

No no, you morons. It's not the hotel or the band that's neutral, it's the milk. The milk has neither a negative nor a positive charge. The eponymous hotel is well known for serving this inert milk.