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The sentient autonomous penis
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Some people call him Maurice, because he speaks of the pompatus of love.

Fair enough, but what I really want to know is whether Sean Bean: is a shocking celebrity smoker; has completely ruined his face; and/or owes his smile to surgery. Based on the picture above I would guess: yes; he wasn't so pretty to begin with; and, if so he should get his money back.

There are no friends in Civ. There are no allies. You can't trust other civs to remain partners. You can't even trust them to act in their own interests. The only solution is to (a) lure their forces to a well-defended city against which they will eventually hurl wave after wave of inadequate offensive units; and (b)

Let It Go reflects an adolescent approach to the world:

I would be happy even without the hat, jorts and bowtie.

The Spider-Man I know would at least come up with a pun or something. This comment just reiterates the headline. C'mon Spidey!

The economic and security situation the world faces now bears no comparison to the 1930s and 40s. The present instability is the norm. Indeed, even the so-called economic and security stability of the 50s and 60s was an artifice created by the post-war Bretton Woods system and the Cold War. Ask anyone who lived

I thought that was pretty obvious too.

So between period of protracted instability, there was a period of relative stability during the Roosevelt, Truman and Eisenhower Administrations while the country was faced with and recovering from global economic and martial catastrophe? I would venture that this period was the exception rather than part of some

You parent-loving communist! Your compassion for other human beings and twisted devotion to efficient and equitable provision of public services makes me sick.

So is the argument that the titular grey was not at all the grey colour of the wolves but rather, as represented by the colourless landscape, the grey fog in which all of us trudge through our meaningless lives before succumbing to inevitable death, the eventual embrace of which we can only make minimally less mundane

We never find out Coop's first name, so let's assume it is John. But it's irrelevant because everyone know him as Coop. Therefore, when his son wants to name the baby John Cooper Jr. everyone would know that this means he would, on a day to day basis, Coop Jr.

You bonehead - the kids name wasn't coop cooper. They were just probably copying his grandfather's nickname. You don't need to be Mike Tyson to figure that one out.

I believe it will be known as the tWatch.

I don't even have a watch.

So just ding and no dong?

I also love rumours about strangers. Here's a juicy one: Glenn was sleeping with his downstairs tenant, Lynn, while his wife was pregnant! I bet Glenn is also a serial cheater. No idea if it's true, though.

I think they should have cast Donald Glover to do it, in character as Spider-Man.

In fairness to your mother, I had sexual intercourse with your mother!

Running gag? The show clearly communicates that Cleo's promiscuity arises from repeated sexual interference at the hands of adult authority figures.