You can't really be sued for that right? Asking for a friend.

It comes after Sectionals.

Listen: Anna Kendrick [FLAGGED] in Newswire pictures but [FLAGGED]. I'll have you know that [FLAGGED] and [FLAGGED] and without the dog collar are even better! Anyway, I'd certainly like to [FLAGGED].

Listen: Anna Kendrick [FLAGGED] in Newswire pictures but [FLAGGED]. I'll have you know that [FLAGGED] and [FLAGGED] and without the dog collar are even better! Anyway, I'd certainly like to [FLAGGED].

I don't even have a 2014 Ford Fiesta!

@avclub-1982161d0fe636d1caabd47a2ac23e12:disqus  probably means prohibitively expensive.

Bah, who keeps track of international pariahs these days.

They don't want your pity. They want your sandwich and antiretroviral medication.

Wine comes in '4-packs'? What an amazing place Texas is!

This seems true. I'd quibble over the numbers a bit: I'd say the numbers are probably 95% sad-sack losers. 4% are douches who manage somehow to be half-way funny. And 1% are genuinely good creative funny people. Fortunately, the really successful ones tend to be disproportionately in the last category. The biggest…

This dude clearly has a lot of anger.

Carlos Danger as some guy with his dick out! I dunno, perhaps Wedge Antilles's kid.

No, it is because Van Wilder is so bad that your female companion will be only to eager to be distracted from it by some chump fumbling in her pants.

Did you know that in Britain to "take a slash" means to urinate. Presumably Bruce Willis intends to promote Red 2 by urinating on feet! Good luck Bruce, I'm still not going to see it!

That's ACTING you fool. He is only ACTING like he is totally bored. In fact he's having the time of his life!

Indeed, in my specific Anglo-Canadian culture male-male or male-female platonic hugging is not the norm. European/Latin style hugging when saying hello/goodbye/what's-for-lunch has never struck me as strange as the hugs in question tend to be decorous in nature. But I've always been amazed at many Americans who go for…

It depends: 
If you are hugging a friend that you secretly masturbate about then the appropriate level of grip is enough to leave a lingering feeling that can carry you through until that evening but not enough to alert said friend to nocturnal imaginings/emissions.

I'll have you know that I jizzed myself while thinking about naked ladies. It was just a coincidence that I was reading Nate Silver's blog at the time.

"The Hunger Games 2: The mystery of why, if everyone's so hungry, Jennifer Lawrence has got those big ole [FLAGGED]"

Saw Pacific Rim as well and enjoyed its commitment to silly B movieism: wooden acting, ridiculous dialogue, Ron Perlman, giant robots, teary speeches, etc. They even had a dog mugging for the camera, for Christ's sake. 
My wife, however, didn't see the movie winking at the audience and chose to interpret the movie as…