Pics or GTFO

Michael Douglas? Or wait, he would eat her? Anyway, I'm confused about the medical advice I'm getting from Michael Douglas.

Yeah whatever. I only heard of them a week or so ago so I'm pretty sure that they didn't exist before that. And they have definitely had helmets on for the past week. So shut up you.

I did this. You wouldn't believe the result.

OK, so maybe it's not that amazing.

Yes… as with every other theme park the clientele is restricted to an elite group that can only be described as "sweaty fat people with bad facial hair on their fat faces wearing shorts showing their ugly fat legs". This is confirmed by the picture above.

I second this recommendation. Also, if you can find a Las Moras Malbec from Argentina, it's high value.

Yikes. But Lori Loughlin was very cute and was my first crush. But not because of Full House (never saw a full episode) but because of her part in a little known 1983 BMX movie called Rad.

Not bad. I went with 2001-02 taxes.

@avclub-e576423831e043f7928d9ac113abbe6f:disqus or a furry dildo.

Will the government steal my cat? If so, what television program should I watch to seem distracted while it does so? If not, will any of you steal my cat? My cat has many redeeming features that, for the sake of brevity, I will not elaborate on here but I will point out that she certainly does not destroy furniture,…

How do we know it's a him? Fortunately "Ack Ack" works for the ladies too.

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You're right! There was that one time in Octopussy when Moore tucked into that lasagna and then went for a nap in a sunbeam. What I didn't get was that he was whining about Mondays when that sounded like a pretty good way to spend a Monday to me.

Just like "Business Intelligence" isn't going to spend a whole lot of money on "writers" to write "coherent articles" for B-school graduates!

@avclub-5a1c0dcc8243c086c74ee944052f6f0f:disqus  , the Royal Newfoundland Regiment actually earned its "Royal" designation at the Third Battle of Ypres (it didn't fight at the second battle). However, your great-uncle may well have been part of a British or Canadian regiment at the earlier battle as this was not…

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus , the word "yay!" is not allowed in hockey. 

I watched part of one episode of Little Mosque on the Prairie and can state, with as much certainty as I have ever had about anything, that it is not one tiny bit cool. If you took the tapes or whatever of this show and exposed them to a winter on fucking Pluto they would still not be cool. You could bathe them in the…

What's all this about "gagging the clam"?

vigorous sexual intercourse.

So Yee Yee qualifies for Twitter in three separate ways?