I thought it was a place, or rather, a metaphorical place. For example, I took your mother to Peniston last night.

Flagged for missing umlaut.

Yes, though not for your attitude about trailers but for your malformed morals, poor hygiene, lack of social contribution and general pathetic demeanor.

That scene was one of the best of the whole series of films. The rest of the movie was just novelty.

Along these lines:

I worked at a McDonalds about 20 years ago and I'd say we would get one order for a Fillet o Fish every 3 or 4 shifts. There was a whole deep fryer just for them and it sat lonely and fully heated just waiting for that order to come in. And you had to deep-fry the hell out of that thing. It was down for twice as long…

I'm pretty sure that my wife got pregnant so she would no longer have to scoop the kitty litter. She also doesn't shovel the driveway.

Everyone knows that women get UTIs from not drinking enough cranberry juice.

This does not work for me. When my wife was pregnant she refused to carry grocery bags. Also, she refused to scoop the kitty litter. And has refused to do that since. Well it's her damn cat!

I already live in a depopulated wasteland. Some radiation might actually spruce up the joint.

On what grounds? There was no discussion of what the dicks looked like or smelled like, which I understand to be the flagging criteria. And surprisingly, no discussion of how well Megan Mullaley's breasts defy gravity.

It was been scientifically proven that the caption "Did you just fart?" can be effectively applied to any picture featuring a human or animal.

@avclub-7629f83b5dd18415f0c2135b5f1424a4:disqus I did a google image search for "lace-teddy-clad Alison Brie playing with a bunch of puppies" and this is what I found. 

He told me to search my feelings, that I would know it to be true. And he was right!

I've had a tab open in firefox all day and whenever I need a bit of a pick me up, just refer to them. They are really a blessing.

I could give a shit about the Grammys and didn't watch the show, but the pictorial (pectoral) record of the evening makes it all worthwhile. 

Exactly. His post posits a false dichotomy. Some fat chicks wig out on drugs too!

All this talk of her weight is totally missing the point. How does she smell?

When your part of the country falls off into the ocean after a devastating earthquake, it will be mentioned on page B4 of the local veterans' wives' newsletter. And even they won't care. This is how it should be.

I hadn't seen these ads on AVClub before the last couple of weeks. The ads are as stupid and embarrassing as the breasts of their models are buoyant and bountiful.