It is nothing like "Rump Shaker" which, coincidentally, is my favourite public dancing song as it is the song to which I enjoyed the most frottage.

As illustrated in the definitive Revenge of the Nerds, nerds come in all shapes and sizes. What binds them together is a love of "bush". I can only assume that even gay and straight female nerds also love bush, or at least viewing bush illicitly.

As illustrated in the definitive Revenge of the Nerds, nerds come in all shapes and sizes. What binds them together is a love of "bush". I can only assume that even gay and straight female nerds also love bush, or at least viewing bush illicitly.

That idea would be great if they remade "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves" as you describe. It would be critical to my enjoyment that Kevin Costner reprise his role as Robin Hood, accent and all.

That idea would be great if they remade "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves" as you describe. It would be critical to my enjoyment that Kevin Costner reprise his role as Robin Hood, accent and all.

I can honestly say that this is the first time I have ever read "cool" and "Billy Crystal" in the same sentence.

I can honestly say that this is the first time I have ever read "cool" and "Billy Crystal" in the same sentence.

You're right. Leave that to everyone else.

You're right. Leave that to everyone else.

This seems like a good enough place to put this and I wanted to finally get it out there: I'm totally hot for Glenn Close. Who's with me?

This seems like a good enough place to put this and I wanted to finally get it out there: I'm totally hot for Glenn Close. Who's with me?

As an extremely handsome but not wealthy man, I have to take exception to your argument Boreanaz. It is not fair that less attractive people should be wealthy when I, as a very handsome person, am clearly more deserving.

As an extremely handsome but not wealthy man, I have to take exception to your argument Boreanaz. It is not fair that less attractive people should be wealthy when I, as a very handsome person, am clearly more deserving.

Where do they offer this program? Asking for a friend.

Where do they offer this program? Asking for a friend.

Pretty meta huh?

Pretty meta huh?

Wait a second, are you suggesting that Family Guy might have ripped off a joke that The Simpsons did first?!

Wait a second, are you suggesting that Family Guy might have ripped off a joke that The Simpsons did first?!

I believe that the Coz referred to these sandwiches as "hoagies" which was the first time I had ever heard this word and it was intriguing to me. Little did I realize that there is no difference between a hoagie and a submarine sandwich.