I believe that the Coz referred to these sandwiches as "hoagies" which was the first time I had ever heard this word and it was intriguing to me. Little did I realize that there is no difference between a hoagie and a submarine sandwich.

I've got a similar story: I saw Knocked Up and thought, hey, I'm a fat slob with no positive attributes and I also want to shack up with some hot uptight skinny bitch who would never even look at me under normal circumstances.

I've got a similar story: I saw Knocked Up and thought, hey, I'm a fat slob with no positive attributes and I also want to shack up with some hot uptight skinny bitch who would never even look at me under normal circumstances.

I had to check urban dictionary to find out what a jabroni is. Now I know I'm surrounded by jabronis and so I plan to use it all the time. Thanks @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus!

I had to check urban dictionary to find out what a jabroni is. Now I know I'm surrounded by jabronis and so I plan to use it all the time. Thanks @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus!

This comment is confusing to me.

This comment is confusing to me.

Hey, I was the smartest kid in special ed and it was fantastic. Now I'm the Chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission!

Hey, I was the smartest kid in special ed and it was fantastic. Now I'm the Chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission!

Samurai Jack was incredibly awesome.

Samurai Jack was incredibly awesome.

I've seen the film and let me predict the future for you:

I've seen the film and let me predict the future for you:

My wife and I used to recall how, on our first date, we went to see The Matrix and then afterwards sat in a cafe talking about reality and our place in it. That night we discovered that, for all of our differences, we had so much in common in how we thought about ourselves and the world. We were married less than a…

My wife and I used to recall how, on our first date, we went to see The Matrix and then afterwards sat in a cafe talking about reality and our place in it. That night we discovered that, for all of our differences, we had so much in common in how we thought about ourselves and the world. We were married less than a…

@avclub-109b3bbc4c6f753b451ae85d940da213:disqus, your anger speaks of a special kind of sadness and I just want to wrap you in my arms. Based on that, I'm surprised that you aren't currently in Los Angeles because I have come to learn that these are attributes of people who spend time there.

@avclub-109b3bbc4c6f753b451ae85d940da213:disqus, your anger speaks of a special kind of sadness and I just want to wrap you in my arms. Based on that, I'm surprised that you aren't currently in Los Angeles because I have come to learn that these are attributes of people who spend time there.

You can fuck When Harry Met Sally if you want but it will just convincingly fake an orgasm to get it over with. 

You can fuck When Harry Met Sally if you want but it will just convincingly fake an orgasm to get it over with. 

All whales kill things. For example, you've got your sperm whales which have a blood lust for squid. And then you've got your whole class of baleen whales which kill innocent plankton a million at a time… or more! Sure, books movies like Free Willy, Star Trek IV and, um, Moby Dick may have convinced you that whales…