All whales kill things. For example, you've got your sperm whales which have a blood lust for squid. And then you've got your whole class of baleen whales which kill innocent plankton a million at a time… or more! Sure, books movies like Free Willy, Star Trek IV and, um, Moby Dick may have convinced you that whales…

He's dead you fool.

He's dead you fool.

I'm not struggling. I'm effortlessly funny.

I'm not struggling. I'm effortlessly funny.

The answer to your problem is marijuana. The stupidest ideas seem world-changing with marijuana.

The answer to your problem is marijuana. The stupidest ideas seem world-changing with marijuana.

@avclub-df80f70f60b1c678f8c91696f4a54f5f:disqus, you're right, but that's only because if you put Godfather II, Vertigo and Ikuru together, it would be too long and lack thematic coherence. 

@avclub-df80f70f60b1c678f8c91696f4a54f5f:disqus, you're right, but that's only because if you put Godfather II, Vertigo and Ikuru together, it would be too long and lack thematic coherence. 

I certainly am.

I certainly am.

This is true. I cannot fault an intelligent and moral person for reading a Dan Brown book, or even reading in and being mildly entertained; however, you should feel bad about it, almost dirty. Therefore the only conclusion is that you are in fact a moron, potentially a sociopath and your credentials are from some…

This is true. I cannot fault an intelligent and moral person for reading a Dan Brown book, or even reading in and being mildly entertained; however, you should feel bad about it, almost dirty. Therefore the only conclusion is that you are in fact a moron, potentially a sociopath and your credentials are from some…

You might as well go home. You're not getting any work done. You're just wasting time on some pop culture website.

You might as well go home. You're not getting any work done. You're just wasting time on some pop culture website.

Or they could just give Andy Serkis a non-honourary bog-standard Academy Award. They are better anyway.

Or they could just give Andy Serkis a non-honourary bog-standard Academy Award. They are better anyway.

I liked Ararat and Where the Truth Lies and also enjoyed fast-forwarding to the naked Amanda Seyfried bits of Chloe.

I liked Ararat and Where the Truth Lies and also enjoyed fast-forwarding to the naked Amanda Seyfried bits of Chloe.

When you lead with a question like: "So I saw your movie. That's one big hairy pussy you got there" and get away with it then basically you can do whatever you want.