When you lead with a question like: "So I saw your movie. That's one big hairy pussy you got there" and get away with it then basically you can do whatever you want.

You idiot. Orthodontists make people's teeth straighter. You need to find people that DON'T go to orthodontists. Start loitering at massage parlours.

You idiot. Orthodontists make people's teeth straighter. You need to find people that DON'T go to orthodontists. Start loitering at massage parlours.

Well I suppose we should eat PEOPLE then, should we? Is that your big idea?

Well I suppose we should eat PEOPLE then, should we? Is that your big idea?

I believe that @avclub-4755f8d41e42650ebe11db78d6a331f2:disqus made this point in more sophisticated and comprehensive fashion, above.

I believe that @avclub-4755f8d41e42650ebe11db78d6a331f2:disqus made this point in more sophisticated and comprehensive fashion, above.

All y'all prolly don't remember, but back in the glory pre-disqus days of the AV Club there was a commenter named "dongs". His posts would consist entirely of the word "dongs". It took a few months, but eventually the AV Club overlords managed to rid him and his numerous (all dong-related) alter-egos from the site.…

All y'all prolly don't remember, but back in the glory pre-disqus days of the AV Club there was a commenter named "dongs". His posts would consist entirely of the word "dongs". It took a few months, but eventually the AV Club overlords managed to rid him and his numerous (all dong-related) alter-egos from the site.…

Hey, who pissed in your orgy of corn flakes this morning?

Hey, who pissed in your orgy of corn flakes this morning?

This article has been online now for about 3 minutes and I see five measly comments. I expect an ORGY of mockery. C'mon! 

This article has been online now for about 3 minutes and I see five measly comments. I expect an ORGY of mockery. C'mon! 

I fell head over heels in love with Lori Loughlin at age 12 when watching the BMX movie Rad on video.  

I fell head over heels in love with Lori Loughlin at age 12 when watching the BMX movie Rad on video.  

Life as a teenager in 2012 involves low levels of numeracy.

Annie wasn't my first movie. It was my second. family was on vacation that year and we saw E.T. and Annie on back to back nights.

I am advised, by a trusted authority on the subject, that Fun-Yuns™ are the bomb, yo.

I am advised, by a trusted authority on the subject, that Fun-Yuns™ are the bomb, yo.

Can I get an update on the flowers? It's been 2 minutes now. Are they still standing? Wobbling a bit?