Can I get an update on the flowers? It's been 2 minutes now. Are they still standing? Wobbling a bit?

@avclub-3e3218bd33c9b0f06b2887aafce565df:disqus, I'm not sure you are really getting the message that this show is trying to convey. 

@avclub-3e3218bd33c9b0f06b2887aafce565df:disqus, I'm not sure you are really getting the message that this show is trying to convey. 

From the sounds of you, being tossed off a bridge is the nicest thing that I would expect from you.

From the sounds of you, being tossed off a bridge is the nicest thing that I would expect from you.

For the record, I think Life of Pi is middle brow.

For the record, I think Life of Pi is middle brow.

He means that you fart a lot.

At least you caught it in your mouth. I got it all over my keyboard.

At least you caught it in your mouth. I got it all over my keyboard.

Jeez, I gotta explain everything: In the first cut of the movie the tiger (real or metaphorical, you be the judge) was fucking a bunch of skanks in the bow of the boat while Pi was fishing off the stern, completely unawares. Total coincidence, but then the whole "Tiger-Woods-is-some-sort-of-man-whore" thing happened…

Jeez, I gotta explain everything: In the first cut of the movie the tiger (real or metaphorical, you be the judge) was fucking a bunch of skanks in the bow of the boat while Pi was fishing off the stern, completely unawares. Total coincidence, but then the whole "Tiger-Woods-is-some-sort-of-man-whore" thing happened…

Well, the writing on the "Sharon Stone twat" scene was excellent.

Well, the writing on the "Sharon Stone twat" scene was excellent.

You should have just gone to her husband in the first place. Every time some bitch is behaving all crazy, I immediately have a word with her man and get the situation straightened out. I can't believe he let her have her own cell phone anyway, what's that all about?

You should have just gone to her husband in the first place. Every time some bitch is behaving all crazy, I immediately have a word with her man and get the situation straightened out. I can't believe he let her have her own cell phone anyway, what's that all about?

The answer is, quite easily. As a Canadian egocentric prick, I resent your stereotyping. I'm sure Broccoli up there is with me on this.

The answer is, quite easily. As a Canadian egocentric prick, I resent your stereotyping. I'm sure Broccoli up there is with me on this.

Yann Martel, emboldened by the success of his follow up to Life of Pi (pull quote: "Reading Beatrice and Virgil was like eating pig feces and throwing up in my mouth" - Gabriel García Márquez) took it upon himself to send a book every two weeks to the Prime Minister Stephen Harper each with an inscription and…

If there is one thing I hate to see in movie trailers, it's CGI and exciting action scenes. Where is the allegory? Where is the character development? It's kind of like these trailer makers don't even want to tell a cohesive whole narrative but rather just cherry pick the exciting bits for some unfathomable reason.