Can't believe you're the first person to reference "The Killing". I thought EVERYONE hate-quit "The Killing". I'm pretty sure that NYT Magazine did a lengthy piece about hate-quitting "The Killing". C'mon people, get with the fucking program!

Can't believe you're the first person to reference "The Killing". I thought EVERYONE hate-quit "The Killing". I'm pretty sure that NYT Magazine did a lengthy piece about hate-quitting "The Killing". C'mon people, get with the fucking program!

I haven't read a word of 50 Shades of Grey but there are many many people having lots more sex because of it, so it can't be all bad.

I haven't read a word of 50 Shades of Grey but there are many many people having lots more sex because of it, so it can't be all bad.

It is well known in academic circles that the sub-genre of werewolf films is the best for testing hypotheses regarding human endeavour.

It is well known in academic circles that the sub-genre of werewolf films is the best for testing hypotheses regarding human endeavour.

I was sold on the movie the moment that Zooey Deschanel revealed that her high school nickname was "anal girl". I don't accurately recall what happened after that point though. 

I was sold on the movie the moment that Zooey Deschanel revealed that her high school nickname was "anal girl". I don't accurately recall what happened after that point though. 

It is an empirical fact that Smiths awareness is substantially lower than, even non-comparable to, Star Wars awareness.

It is an empirical fact that Smiths awareness is substantially lower than, even non-comparable to, Star Wars awareness.

If you're anything like your fake-namesake, I'm sure you've been on a watch list for years and the noted sentence is among the mildest things you've ever said.

If you're anything like your fake-namesake, I'm sure you've been on a watch list for years and the noted sentence is among the mildest things you've ever said.

Listen @avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus, I like cursing at Phipps just as much as the next guy….

Listen @avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus, I like cursing at Phipps just as much as the next guy….

@avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus so, are you saying that these are NOT Japanese porn cartoons? Asking for a friend.

@avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus so, are you saying that these are NOT Japanese porn cartoons? Asking for a friend.

Yes @avclub-92a4841c9f86965effbc29fa6eae9f77:disqus . It was first used in the one where Peter Parker jerks off in a movie theatre. Spectacular Spider-Man #32. I was disappointed it was not included in the recent "Gateways to Geekery" article on Spider-Man.

Yes @avclub-92a4841c9f86965effbc29fa6eae9f77:disqus . It was first used in the one where Peter Parker jerks off in a movie theatre. Spectacular Spider-Man #32. I was disappointed it was not included in the recent "Gateways to Geekery" article on Spider-Man.

And for you taking seriously my mock-serious reply to your tongue-in-cheek advice, you sir get today's Fred Willard Award for Public Dick (commonly known as FWAPD).

And for you taking seriously my mock-serious reply to your tongue-in-cheek advice, you sir get today's Fred Willard Award for Public Dick (commonly known as FWAPD).