I got a news alert for "tits". Where are the tits? 

Any of these would work, depending on the context. In this particular context the last one would be an appropriate metaphor. Thanks for your contribution @avclub-472d722b57a4ed37e41e70c9c9d7d0f3:disqus.

Here's my problem with this whole thing: Why is it called "surfing the web"? You don't surf a web! You surf waves! Webs are meant to be crawled on or stuck in. Anyway, just my two cents worth.

Literally? Wow, usually that is just a figurative statement. But you're claiming that it is to be held as the word-for-word truth? I'm impressed.

He's dead alright. Didn't you notice that they cut away to a shot of a flock of birds taking flight? The birds symbolize obviousness!

Sports do not count. Please delete this comment.

David Cronenburg comes up at every gathering that I have with my group of friends. More specifically, the steam bath fight scene from Eastern Promises. More specifically, Viggo's genitals. Every single time. Even if we're at an upscale restaurant.

That alcohol-liking-guy called you "sir" and you call him a "motherfucker"? There is a civility deficit around here and the problem starts with you, cockchops. 

I've never walked out of a movie mainly because I'm so cheap that I'll only go if I'm almost certain I'll like it a bit or else stay out of spite. E.g. of the latter: finally caved in and agreed to see The Eagle at my wife's request. We both agreed that it was terrible 5 minutes in but stayed so that I would be able…

@avclub-eb573591cef285c12701571987b08381:disqus Armie Hammer is the great-grandson of billionaire oil tycoon Armand Hammer.

^ Um, that link is a dud.

Dan Aykroyd's vodka is made with Newfoundland and Labrador water and bottled here. Though I myself have never had any, it gets excellent reviews for quality, novelty bottle notwithstanding.

You goddamned normals are just jealous of those of us who are more advanced. Hope you enjoy your surely soon-to-come drowning accident.

I can't believe that they let her out! Now how will people learn about Nutrilium? People worldwide are going to be cursed with flat, lifeless hair! One day we will look back on the 1990s and 2000s as a luminous era lost and wonder why. For posterity I say that the answer to this question is Jane By Design, whatever…

2001 was not an adaptation. The book and screenplay were written at the same time, both by Clarke, though the latter with Kubrick.

Yeah!

I've put up with a lot of crap from this site: sexism, racism, vulgarity, expressions of desire for Chris Colfer, Yee Yee's inanity, I could continue. But I DRAW THE LINE at anti Phil Hartman posts. Consider yourself flagged.

@Fraggins:disqus , get used to the word "jihadists".

@Fraggins:disqus, I absolutely agree with @avclub-c1fe85b855c6d045b827f74a1e2c3fd7:disqus re GRRM and re Neal Stephenson I just finished REAMDE and what was described in some reviews as exciting action scenes were instead hundreds and hundreds of pages of self-indulgent fluff. Anathem was excellent and well-worth the…

Add my name to the list of lovers of the Jackson Kong (shut up @avclub-e77c7b588569860fddcbe6e3d528295d:disqus you sick fuck, I'm not talking about that).