If you read these books you will either:

But that would only be trading off these problems for one major new one: what to talk about when you can't begin every sentence with "In New York City, where I live… ".

I didn't get this and my wife had to explain it to me. I think it's the first time she's had to explain a cultural reference to me ever. She'll ride that one for a while. 

I once started a wedding toast by saying "Webster's Definition defines weeding as the act of removing undesirable plants…"

There were very many things wrong with both these episodes, but really what stood out to me was the terrible awfulness of Siddig's acting. Really really horrible. I can't imagine how he survived to become a quite good actor with a believable character.

Excellent take-down! I found that the drunkenness actually added to this post's appeal!

^^^ Get a room, you two.

I have heard that Zachary Levi has a footlong and you can get it for five dollars. I don't watch the show regularly, but they keep talking about it and I've always assumed that they are referring to his genitals.

You are a teacher? Sweet Holy Fuck!

Who?

Why would they want you when they could get me?

I didn't stay til the end either, but my dad told me he went to a farm where he could run around all he wanted. Did that make everyone cry with joy?

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I followed ZMF on twitter for a while. I found it strange how much he traveled on business. Considering how often he would report being drunk, I was surprised that he was able to hold down a job at all. Then his account got hacked and I dumped him and never picked him back up again. I do wish I know how he came to…

Pretty sure EVL is a dude. Willing to dress up though, if that does anything for you.

Milk in the US is full of pus and hormones because of the use of Bovine Growth Hormone, which is not allowed in Canada or Europe. Bleh.

This bothered me throughout for sure. They kind of winked at it at the end though, where the question was directly put to Jadzia about whether she had agreed to take on all responsibilities associated with joining, including responsibilities for past acts. This would have revealed what the precedents were on Trill.…

Yeah, I didn't buy their cruelty. Sure, Dave was only revealing how hurt he was that she was going to dump him. And he didn't do anything really cruel, like switch her Vagisil for A5-35. He just offered her beans and did some laundry. They should have gone through with it.

No, you did it just right.

See @avclub-bd5f681bd75c522cb7cbd88d22af16d5:disqus? Here's a guy that can tell the difference between black people. Hell, he can even pick out their illegitimate children!