You racist bastard. Samuel L. Jackson is the Jedi! I suppose all black people look the same to you? Fucking racists.

I don't know what news is more terrible. The real news of Rick Santorum, presidential candidate sweeping three states or the image in my mind of santorum, the other kind, sweeping over three states in some kind of tsunami.

It makes yours look sane and sensible.

Failed lifesees.

I saw it and immediately went out and robbed a convenience store. Should I sue M.I.A.?

Yes, exactly!

Yeah! I love Cherry Coke!

Kerry Condon was not naked in the pilot. However, she did get to deliver the line, "That Cajun can sure pump", which I learned from my Grade 9 English class is a literary technique known as foreshadowing.

I have an inside scoop. The break was real. And then off camera they broke the horse's other legs just for fun. Also, the moon landing was faked and the jockey was Osama Bin Laden.

I agree with the guy who represents himself as a penis-shaped bullet.

Pull quote: "Katherine Heigl … a laid … lingerie saleswoman … bottomless. … [C]harming … Hookers always know things".

I didn't watch this episode. I deleted the timer from my DVR after I watched episode two with my wife and was also embarrassed.

Just like the 1980s version there will be 0 Rob Pearlmans.

Are you saying Boo or Boo-roque?

But if you only saw her once a week for 13 weeks a year then you'd appreciate her more than if you stared at her for 52 straight hours.

No one noticed because they were busy looking at her hot bod. Until I read this review I wasn't aware that Jorge Garcia was in this show.

Only the extremely rich serial killers don't have family issues. They are known as 1 percenters in the serial killer community. They kill people a different way every time. Because they can afford to.

I gave Martin Scorsese my time machine so he could make this show. It was the only one I had! And now you tell me that he hasn't been using it?

Can someone please explain this "Scrawler" vs. "scrawler 2" business?

Another typical underestimation of Ford's range. Sure, he's got contempt like nobody's business but he can also do disdain, bored and exasperated.