avclub-226a98f6949e5d6947877bc6a15e39d4--disqus
The sentient autonomous penis
avclub-226a98f6949e5d6947877bc6a15e39d4--disqus

Newman smiled a lot, but was neither fun loving nor merry. His smiles were only generated by loathing for Jerry. Jerry deserved to be loathed, but that doesn't disprove the point.

You're right. Fringe is for two and only two types of people: those friendless losers with nothing else to do on Friday night or those with sufficient financial wherewithal and intelligence to acquire and operate a DVR.

They also just got dentistry!

They thought it was illin'. I hope that clarifies matters.

I tried to read this a few times but my eyes kept glazing over… so, your issue is that you have an undescended testicle and you want to know if this is considered hot or not by teh gays?

I hear this year they are going to feature even more symbolic lesbian prostitute finger-banging!

While, looking back, I don't think this was the funniest Seinfeld moment of the series, when Kramer was dumped in the river I laughed as hard as I have ever laughed at a TV show.

If you skipped the entire second season and turned in only for its last episode you would discover that whatsername is still wearing that same sweater, which must smell like a wet dog by now.

@BoSoxSam:disqus: The real question is whether you affiliate yourself with the BoSox because you are dumb or whether your dumbness is a result of your affiliation with the BoSox. Sadly, this is one question that science will likely never answer… with tragic results not only for you but for much of New England.

I commend the two posters above for their restraint re question 2 above.

I would like to be a member of a Fuck Community.

Every solution is a chemical solution.

Good if unlikely comparison. But I wouldn't be so negative about them. In their day, Live put out a really enjoyable product… it just was time-limited. 

I had the exact same problem until I lost all the weight with Jenny Craig!

@chrisk: This list is total bullshit. You can't tell me that 5 or 6 are less symmetrical than 7. Total fucking bullshit.

When, exactly, will Obama apologize for Andrew Dice Clay? I don't know what exactly Obama's culpability is, but an apology from somebody, anybody, for Andrew Dice Clay is long overdue.

About 7%? What is with this half-assed commenting these days? Can you please take the trouble to be precise!

Pet Semetary is the only King booked that ever scared me at all. I was terrified at its depiction of a near-future of spelling mistakes! And now my darkest fears have come true. The future is teh worst!

Canadians don't gobble up Cancon for its own sake. Instead networks are required to broadcast it and Canadians choose to watch it or not. The lamer stuff gets ignored/mocked and the good stuff achieve solid followings.

I think newspapers are doing re-runs.