Finally!

Also, I believe it's spelled "Shawn O'Neil".

Jeez, the Mets really have gone downhill. When I was catching for the Mets I could usually arrange a car and driver to get me to the park. On weekends they'd even launder my uniform!

The National are the bomb, yo.

Would you say that to Tom Petty?

Worst thread ever.

Can you find out and get back to us?

Indeed, a very high wrong:word ratio.

People always complain about various people or movies getting cheated by the Oscars. I don't know why… Doesn't everybody know that the Oscars are total bullshit?

Well of course God is a dick. The polite thing is to just say that he works in "mysterious ways".

Actually a huge number of dictators have already been killed by future assassins. The problem is that there is an endless cue of OTHER dictators waiting to take their place.

This claymation video is further evidence that Kate Bush is in fact David Bowie, just sped up a bit. I don't know who those people up there think they're talking about.

I was unaware that Zach Galifianakis existed in 2005!

To whom? And why?

I've been told that the French enjoy eating cheese!

Yeah, and The Artist was better, so it got a better grade. So what's your problem?

Yeah whatever. $10 says this guy is either an alternate persona created by Gherkins in reaction to community wariness of his over-posting (I'm convinced that Gherkins himself is an alternate persona of TVDW) or else the return of Tom Waits for Snowman.

The 3 or 4 CSI:Miami's I saw amusing for the cold opens. I really miss that David Caruso gimmick poster.

Todd is actually planning to review all of them, each with a 5,000 word review, and is just doing this to get attention. With the DAWESPOCALYPSE going on today he is feeling neglected.

I agree with the above statement; however as a straight male man unafflicted with doctor-worship I WILL NOT WATCH GREY'S ANATOMY. He's on that, right?