Just want to use this space to point out that if you ever have a chance to eat Lobster Poutine (poutine plus lobster; substitute lobster bisque for the gravy; substitute a good gouda for the curds) you should take that chance. 

They were originally a meme that became so powerful it spontaneously came to life… kind of like Frosty the Snowman or Ryan Gosling.

I would like to observe that:

I'm amazed that a pants choice can be prescient.

The only real reason Pizza Hut is better in Europe than in North America is that by the time you've broken down and gotten it, you're so desperate for North American style pizza that it tastes overwhelmingly delicious.

Are you this guy?

The only companion that beer needs is more beer.

Below some MTV show, above some reality show and right next to a reference to Gwyneth Paltrow.

When the self-satisfied narcissistic 20-somethings raised on the internet become managers we will not achieve paperless offices but rather an office-less economy. Ironically, this economy will not be paperless because it will involve all of us living in cardboard boxes.

I think you're looking for Savage Love. Hit the Back button on your internet browser and scroll down the page. I expect that Dan will respond to you in an acronym-riddled post telling you to get your freak on.

I agree/disagree

Here you go: "Time Spent in Los Angeles".

After reading the book, I could never bring myself to watch the movie. Should I?

Real movie. Real funny. William Hurt as a Newfoundlander was a bit odd and he played it just a tad too depressed, but Andy Jones (who plays Molly Parker's father) is a comic genius. That submarine thing was pretty funny.

I don't know how you can strongly dislike Paul Gross. Sure, he doesn't make particularly compelling movies but perfectly mediocre middle-brow stuff for people that like it. I suppose if you were a 42 year old ugly dude whose wife had a crush on him you could react as strongly as @CivilizationHasFailed:disqus.

Wait until you get to A Feast For Crows and suddenly re-discover your love of football!

Yeah, next time push her off the ski lift!

Um, where do you think Comrade Obama comes from?

I think Happy Endings is doing OK.

I'm with the Mage. Nothing you could say or do could cause me to watch American Dad or anything else having to do with Seth McFarlane.