How is @avclub-858a7d21421b7492a5c8a80b02b65822:disqus what's wrong with the Kardashians?

Agreed as well. Also, the story elements of the first book are good but this declines, as does the quality of writing. The third book in particular felt like it was really rushed.

Agreed @avclub-88c03b34bb3d00bab7dbe9fde05e020e:disqus! The old notifications system was streets ahead while this one is avenues behind!

Gherkins the Manservant is a person of unknown age, gender or ethnicity. In what must be some attempt at a record, he/she/it has posted on this website over 1500 times in just three weeks. The most reasonable conclusion for how someone/thing could possibly have this much time on their hands is that he/she/it is a…

Yeah right. Their quench for assholes can never be sated.

I was unaware that Herman Cain likes to take dumps on chests. I think the national media would be interested in this little tidbit. Back in a sec!

What's that? Speak up sonny!

Pink Hearts, Yellow Moons, Orange Stars, Green Clovers,  Blue Diamonds and Purple Horseshoes!

Finally. Someone totally needed to take that pickle down a notch.

Story of my fucking life Malingerer.

Typical racist reaction.

Should have included (NSFE) where E = eyes

The Lorax has been one of the most influential books I've read. It helped shape me at an early age. Without The Lorax I would not be the socially and environmentally conscious penis that I am today.

Too much flaggin'? Yeah, that's a flaggin'

See… now that's an idea for a show!

Gazziza Dilznoofus! Squirrel Bait lays down those upstate prison beats that make you feel crezappy and keep you ugly all night long! DAMN!

Yes… that one moment not only redeemed the whole evening for me but inspired me. Actually, when it really clicked was after seeing Cast Away when I thought… that movie should have had the same ending as Meet Joe Black.

If CSI has taught me anything it's that the initial "tox screen" rarely reveals any answers at all and only month long testing can reveal any usable information whatsoever, unless the opposite is required by the plot.

I think Nabin was feeling threatened by his imminent word-count eclipse at the ever-typing hands of the ultra-prolific Todd VDW.

Not true. According to Amelie Gillette here, the worst kind of people are art school kids. I suppose that @avclub-c252b9390befbfe200d59090a071c413:disqus could be an art school kid though.