I probably should have scrolled down before my post which, to you gentle readers, will appear below this one. Suffice it to say that I agree with Mr. Song here.

I think that the show is gradually laying the foundation for Chris to go totally wacko and go up in a clock tower and start popping people. Each episode he looks and acts progressively crazier. This episode was the start of a season-long arc that will involve Chris getting dumped, Jerry doing the penis bludgeon thing,…

Ron transcends caricatures to the point where any caricature of Ron would have to de-exaggerate key features.

That Batman suit made his cheeks look chubby.

If that's true, then that's great for Ben/Adam. Cause look where David Lee Roth is now. Really, look where he is… he's out going through your garbage.

My pal Leonard told me that the Arrested Development movie was great and set a new standard for the transformation of TV shows into movies.

I was not aware that Mr. T had defended his doctorate.

I could edit that. But I won't.

My brother is a "football" fan and insists on using various British words in everyday conversation. And not even ones that your average North American would even know about, like "bloody". E.g. if he's happy about something he's "chuffed". He's never even been to Britain! This is a grown man we're talking about.

I always saw Billy Corgan playing Nathan Rabin.

Righteous indigestion

It's actually 'bated breath. I.e. the rapid breathing you have while 'bating. As in, "I was waiting with 'bated breath for you to get here" really means "I was jerking off while waiting for you to come over". I bet you never knew that.

Do you know how much $8 million dollars really gets you these days? I mean, after the government takes their pound of flesh? Not as far as it used to, I can tell you that! And consider that, with the price of gold at all time highs, the likes of Shearer and Cartwright have been forced to shift from solid gold toilet…

In one of the better episodes of "Wiretap" (a CBC creation by Jonathan Goldstein which some of you Americans might know from "This American Life"), Kafka's Metamorphosis is reconfigured in the form of correspondence between Samsa and Dr. Seuss, to whom he writes (my painstakingly mashing his antennae into the keyboard…

"Freedom" did have a face. The face of a cerulian warbler… right there on the front. You could have smashed it all you wanted.

Sacrelicious: These guys are jerks. It's guys like this that give anonymous internet commenters a bad name. Here's the explanation:

Walter and Patty didn't strike me so much as unpleasant but rather realistic. I found the dissolution of their marriage to be profoundly sad to watch because these were two people that were actually falling out of love. In the sense that, originally, they had genuinely been in love and found that falling apart. I was…

Spoiler Alert:

Jesse shoots Flynn?!? OH GOD NO

Thanks for all of the responses above. Together they draw a picture for me.