Are we really arguing that Fox should continue making The Simpsons for any other reason than it is profitable?

Looks more like "Please start pooping" to me.

What, did Hilary Swank bite someone's ear during the climactic big match at the end? I stopped watching this move about 2/3 through and find this thread to be very confusing.

So listen, are these books actually for real adults or just the +18 crowd. When I'm looking for "Harry Potter for Adults" I'm not looking for "Harry Potter with sex and drugs" but, you know, good writing. I made the foolish mistake of buying and reading "The Hunger Games" which might not be for 10 year olds but is…

The no-cake version. That's the point right. It's a cake for people that don't like cake.

Who hasn't?

It's not that ice cream cake is demonstrably and universally superior to standard cake; however, there are some people who could take or leave cake but love ice cream and for those people there is no question that ice cream cake is always better. Your friends and co-workers should be aware if you are an ice cream cake…

Don't we all really need a good hard fuck? I know I could really go for one. And maybe some buffalo wings and a beer. That would be awesome

I think we need to bring this full circle and do "Reposted AV Club Comments". Then we can automate the gimmick and get back to work.

Not AS rapidly anyway.

He's got a face like a smacked arse.

Still mystified about this scale. Usually the left most thing is actually something quite good. Is it really that good that Salman Rushdie? I checked his feed and it's pretty boring. His personal statement thing says the following: "Today we move on from ontological questions. As Popeye the Sailor Man said, I yam what…

You can achieve the same effect by drawing cartoons. Unlike books, they don't even need to be good cartoons. You just need to convince someone to publish them.

You bastard!

Kind of, at the beginning… but then, in my mind, it's kind of like a certain TV show that is a favourite around here. But to say more would spoil the book.

Cryptonomicon was my gateway and, having read all his stuff except Snow Crash I found it to be the most accessible.

I saw Aladdin during my first acid trip in the front row of a theatre in New Mexico. To me, the movie was in 3D and it was awesome.

Why are you so cruel to your younger daughter?

Finding Nemo always makes me cry. Which is saying something because, as a 25 year old powerlifter, I'm generally pretty masculine. I think my hormones are off or something.

That is a Leonard Pierce-like level of precision Pepe.