What I would have liked is if, after lowering the jug having chugged the works of it, Ron's moustache would have spontaneously regenerated. I suppose it would have broken the realism of the show a bit, but it would have been worth it.

Memo from Mr. Downey's lawyer.

The suggestion that fetching coffee and maintaining spreadsheets is inherently humiliating and degrading work seems a bit odd. If interns weren't around to do it, presumably some kind of human would have to do it. Until we can train monkeys anyway.

huh?

And marijuana. I mean, c'mon… if you're not going to sell marijuana what's the harm in me bringing my own?

Yeah, that other guy icliotking is much more modest about the things that he has seen live at the Colbert Report. I think we should go with him from now on.

Amelie is BUSTED! I expect that she will now get the Pierce treatment.

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Not a bad theory except can you really imagine Adam Sandler sitting down in front of a computer and reading something? I certainly can't. But I suppose someone who works for him might have told him about the internet shit-talking.

He should get some advice from his colleague Todd VanDerWerff about how to express an opinion clearly and concisely.

They're virtual household names. I.e. only household names within Second Life and the Sims.

Still better than someone's whose job it is to review reality shows. The worst feature film is better than someone who is forced to watch vapid reality shows.

Did you guys realize - ha, ha ha, - that "Schmitt" — ha, ha, I can barely get it out - sounds kinda like "shit"?! Ha ha ha ha! They're gonna get huge mileage out of that! Ha ha ha ha. Killer!! … (whew, he he he)

You fucking bigot. Consider yourself flagged.

Hey, is Dawes good? Cause I've been hearing a lot of positive buzz.

This comment is offensive to both women and Mad Men. It should read: "Pan Am is like the Love Boat with less moustaches."

Did this week's episode even have a "next week on…" trailer for next week?

The majority of AV Club users are now Canadians. Everyone knows that only employed people use the AV Club to slack off while at work. Americans no longer have jobs.

KOZMO is correct for the most part. There is general consensus among party scholars that true multi-party parliamentary systems are better suited to decision-making that is based on compromise than are two-party parliamentary systems (there are variations of these) or pretty much any kind of presidential system…

I think that at the centre of the movie's plot is a coincidence: one the one hand, he is connected to Nino through Brooks and Cranston as the Driver. On the other hand he is connected to Nino because he's helping Standard steal money on his behalf. He doesn't think that Nino knows that he's the guy with the money and…