Reminds me of "Righteous Kill". They couldn't come up with a meaninful title so I'm not going to go see it. And I never did. And I recorded it on my DVR and then didn't watch it because the title was so boring.

I saw it with my wife.

All is explained in his profile. I think he wants you to read his profile.

Consider two scenarios:
1) They are spies. They are continuing to lie about being spies because that is what spies do.
2) They are morons.

It's a good joke. Not laugh out loud joke or even a real "zing", but more like "mmm, clever". I give it a 6.8/10. You didn't really lose points for grammatical structure.  

See this is the problem with this comment system.

In Canada… but I've never seen it here, even in major centres.

Gracie Bell on Friday Night Lights is a recent example.

Even though, when written, the Toronto Blue Jays is always spelled right out, they are commonly known, in speech, as the "Js". Weird huh?

It's his thing.

Yeah well, you don't know what you've got until it's gone. I love Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and would love one right now, but it is sadly unavailable anywhere close to where I live. Sure there are other beers and SNPA isn't exactly the best one that I ever had… but the point is that it's not even an option.

Maybe… but I suppose it depends on what you mean by believe. Many (North American) people that I know who would characterize themselves as an adherent of a particular religion don't really believe in the "space monster" literal interpretation. Many believe that it would be nice if there was something after death and,…

I was too old to watch MMPR, though I had a very-much-younger brother and sister who did so I was aware of it.

It was also funny in the "British TV characters have lousy hairstyles and a poor sense of fashion" way.

@avclub-ab394288aed46588bdc90bf4b541ec0d:disqus perhaps you didn't notice that Todd's resolution was not to go on about stuff so much. Had he mentioned it more he might not have been able to keep this review to a tight 3,064 words (139 words per minute of playing time!)

Take it from me: you did it just right.

As someone who does not normally buy Ben and Jerry's ice cream, I would never have heard about this new flavour had these uptight bitches not brought it to my attention. It sounds great and funny too. I think I'll buy some to feed/corrupt my children Thanks uptight bitches!

No question these are the most intricate gimmicks on the site. While the former two are good for a laugh, the last one is extraordinarily detailed.

Burl has a whole tumblr full of exclamation points and "It's Burl here" and "Ha! Ha!" In it he reviews B movies in his inimitable style. For example,: "Weekend at Bernie’s is now inscribed in my personal mythology in flaming letters of golden honey! Ha ha!" Also, consistent with his relentlessly positive tone, he…

I miss some of the simple gimmicks of the pre-registration days. Like poop, dongs and smething. Dongs got a bit out of control, I'll grant you. But a well-placed "poop" or "smething" could really pierce the banality of a conversation.