Pics or GTFO.

Charming

I'll have you know that not once in the entire run of Modern Family is the word "gay" ever used in reference to Cam and Mitch. That must have been your interpretation. Who's the bigot now?!

Discriminating zombies eat brains.

It is hard for me to wrap my head around what is happening here.

EDIT: arrogant incompetent

Watch out or they'll shift to recycling the bad ones. I mean, can you imagine if they re-booted some lame piece of shit like, oh I don't know, Footloose?

Especially because there's no lemons.

Dawes.

F&S is right. Lots of couples I know settle into a routine of sniping at each other, particularly when they are stressed by the day-to-day hassles of raising a family. It's easy for life to become a series of tiny little negotiations (I'll take up the laundry if you feed the cat) and then for bitterness to creep in…

Much of this is true. The Cam and Mitchell stuff does make me feel a bit uncomfortable. Also, I find Claire to be too twitchy and Haley and Alex to be kind of boring. And they are conspicuously wealthy, that's true (then again, they aren't called "Average Family" and for the most part their professions seem to justify…

I watched New Girl last night and was unimpressed by Zooey Deschanel's acting performance as a movie actor pretending to be a sit-com actor.

Here, this might help right this ship:

dangerous strategy

I agree with @avclub-6aa0ab5b874b35bb21f89136ee1e8175:disqus. If Pearl Jam's first album was Backspacer then they would have been a very warmly received indy-band. They are victims of their own early success.

I've never met anyone who voted for Richard Nixon.

I haven't confirmed with research, but I believe this is both the longest Newswire post ever, yet the shortest Todd post by 8,000 words.

Is it possible to have 1/2 a shit?

I think people are confused @avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus. Do you want to know if the dinosaurs will have feathers or penises? Please clarify.

yes