I wish more people would die from hand whisk wounds in movies.

Maybe it was because Michael Shannon looks kinda funny.

Downton Abbey is WHITE BLACKFACE

Jackson left Sookie because he was in love with Emily.

Rory took a bullet for Obama.

Affleck worked his magic to fuck Vartan every day for the rest of his life.

What about Luke and Leia.

I wish he was doing Star Wars.

Racist

HERE COME JEFFERSON STARSHIP

My friend tried to send his seeds in the post but he got put in jail. Why are you so special, Katy Perry.

There are a lot of pretty or cute librarians.

I wish it was acceptable to call him "Gay. Gay." Thanks a lot, Johnathon Martin.

Tony Hale would make a great Satan. Gabriel Byrne would be all, "Aw man, Tony Hale totally showed me up. I suck at playing Satan."

Kesha is off brand cola that you can buy 4 litres of for $1.

Maybe Wayne Coyne didn't use jelly and his "tik-tok" got friction burns.

Should have been a sitcom set in Nebraska where he's a character that isn't Saul Goodman but we know he's totally Saul Goodman. Preferably on F/X.

Dangerous? No, Dangereux.

HERE COME JEFFERSON STARSHIP

ARROW'D