This is the first Marvel movie that doesn't "special", for want of a better word. The novelty of seeing a real Thor wasn't really there. Even Iron Man 3 still had that USP of being a real-life superhero on screen. Still miles better than MoS or Kick-Ass 2, though.

It's small recompense for suffering the rule of the houses of Windsor and Beaverbrook.

It's a metaphor for the time Sean's egg salad got all over the rest of his lunch.

Maybe she could also have three friends called Becca.

They're called "upvotes" now, silly.

Maybe he means the needle.

They must have got down to some serious hugging that night.

AVC should cash in on this by having Sean Shaves the World where he storms The Dissolve and shaves everyone after TVDW hypnotizes him into hurting his friends.

This makes me want to take a drag on my drugs pipe.

Heart eating dogs or GTFO

Hi. I'm doing this now.

Your're.

Why do you hate the gays so.

So was Freddy Krueger and Hitler.

Expecting Spaceport Tehran first? In your face, liberals.

He's not a genius chemist in real life, you know.

David Blaine and Stephen Hawking sounds like an especially lazy Family Guy cutaway.

This is a classic headline in the "Paula Deen hit by ham" vein. There is hope for you yet Marah Eakin.

Maybe he calls him "Harry" without having to ask.

Sometimes I say things that aren't true on the internet because I am a sad clown.