Colin Farrell was murdered by Kevin Spacey, who went to jail. Then Charlie Day blackmailed Jennifer Aniston and screamed at her and that was a wrap.

I'd prefer to see "Boreable Horses" over this suckfest.

That fuck Klosterman done Grantland's obit of Lou Reed and not Hyden. Let's go kill him.

"Jon Glazer" sounds like some sort of porns name.

I don't mean to seem like I care about material things
Like our social stats
I just want four walls and adobe slats for my goats.

I like teenage girls.

Maybe it's an entire team of Anthony Hopkins in The Human Stain.

Maybe the one who has all the sex is about to get shot when the one who doesn't have all the sex facials the terrorist in the face because he finally stopped being such a prude and freedom lives on.

No he said he wasn't into "gays hit" and was breaking up a homophobic attack you media clods.

He contributed three more "yeah"s than you ever did.

Well I really just wanted to kill ElDan.

Farted on my hand and had to wash it.

Maybe if everyone Erik Adams had ever loved had died, he'd be sarcastic too.

Is she Philip's daughter.

I will be making a real slasher movie if you don't vote for me in the Best Commenter category in the 2013 Commies.

I gets me antoibiotics from the Narshinal 'elf Service.

I am super paranoid about MRSA or whatever mutating far beyond the reach of antibiotics and killing us all because of stupid parents haranguing their lazy GPs into prescribing meds because their darlings have the sniffles.

Maybe he does a giant Yoga Flame attack on the zombies and then dies from exhaustion.

If one man's racism is cured, then the zombie apocalypse won't have been for naught.

Well now I'll just put very little thought into the cake I was going to bake you.