Goddamnit.

I'm not watching this show but am I reading this review right if it seems to be saying that we get Carrie's nips at last.

HER
STEW GOING ON
EYE ROLL
OLD THING
CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE

The first shall rise again.

Actually Jermey Clarkson told me that we'll all the landmasses will just float upwards when the ice caps melt.

Sorry about your stroke.

Let's guess how many words Hyden will use to write about this on Grantland.

Sexiest books ever.

If you lick Metal in Antarctica your tongue will snap off.

*off-colour joke about that one scene in Crash*

Maybe he wins at EVO.

They are smegma golems.

Needs more mysterious crap going on in the background for internet nerds to argue over.

HERE COME JEFFERSON STARSHIP

Barry said he is one now and gave him a certificate.

It's the longest insurance scam in history. The arcade owner took to long to get the payout and now he lost his house and the wife left with the kids and married me now.

No, he's at the World Series sabotaging the Cardinals by catching all the balls and disappearing.

My sister and her boyfriend went to see Blue Jasmine and didn't "get it". Me, my brother and my mum were talking about this and my brother said "They should have just seen Turbo" and we all nodded in agreement with completely straight faces.

We should do a Kickstarter to lock Geoff Johns and friends in a Truman Show where everyone recognizes how great they are and where The Avengers bombed because Geoff Johns wasn't on board.

So if I just put my finger over the guy's balls when I'm watching gay porn and mute it so I can't hear the slapping, that means I'm not gay when I'm watching it? Awesome! Now my wife will have to take me back!