All complacent wealthy directors are friends.

WHO THA FHACK DO YOU THINK YOU AAAHHHHHEEUURRGGHHH?

No, that's for the Newswire where he died.

Remember when John Byrne said that Jessica Alba looked like a whore with blonde hair? Those were some fun times.

When is Roquefort Larson showing up!?!?!?!?!?!?

Hope car bomb.

Maybe it's funding The Last Guardian.

Has anyone ever gotten anything even resembling a "career boost" from being in a Von Trier joint?

I own three pairs of Sean O'Neal's underpants.

Jay Z and Shadyac.

Will War Thunder jumpstart a new era of erotic f2p games?

HERE COME JEFFERSON STARSHIP

Maybe he could kill Kevin James and use his skin.

FUCK OFF WAR THUNDER

You'll never be one of Thurston's Secret Girls.

I just assumed you were moulded out of Satan's earwax.

I thought you were a imposter.

Bazinga!

So Tobey Maguire has sucked Leo's dick at least once, right?

You can have one of mine for £3 or both for £5.