HERE COME JEFFERSON STARSHIP

Whatever, books.

I will do the knifing record when I don't win "Best Commenter" in the 2013 Commies.

Maybe they could get bought out by a two bit Murdoch impersonator like Channel Five did.

Needs more wheat.

The peacock.

Could you at least replace your blood with sweets so all the neighbourhood kids can use you as a pinata. Maybe when your bowels void everyone is showered with butterscotch.

I just hope someone is selfless enough to harp on about Montieth being a junkie.

And then they went out and sacrificed a whole bunch of hookers to Baal. Bill Simmons just needs three more rituals and then Sean O'Neal is his.

The toilets at my work are all really close to the ground. The cubicle walls probably have more pee in them than the bowl.

Let's all settle our differences with a good old fashioned Boomer killing spree.

That's what I say to get out of parking tickets!!!!!!

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus Poopnoodle!

If someone had this whole mess could have been avoided!!!!!!

Maybe they can race to see who jizzes onto a horse first.

I make a point of not paying to see any of his movies, and I'm going to look sideways at anyone willing to work with him, but I'd still get annoyed if you tsk tsk'd me for watching Chinatown on Filmfour. Inconsistent, I know, but whatever.

I have to say, the celebrity worship in TSM was the most jarring aspect to me. Like when Green Day say "Ok, now tat we've played for three hours we want to talk to you about something." In CLASSIC SIMPSONS it would have been the other around.

Are YOU going to hire all those Parkinson's-having cameramen?

Especially impressive given how much energy Roman dedicated to avoiding small rooms.

You are the best writer on the site since TVDW ate everyone at Lena's behest, Iggy.