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It's a 70's shrub moulded into a fancy shape (such as a Mickey Mouse head) before the jizz sets.

If the "new" CW doesn't have heart-eating dogs then it can fuck off.

I only masturbate to AVCers.

No, but he'll do a whole bunch of Polanski movies.

One day Sean O'Neal will be a Child of Grantland.

CARTOONS ARE GAY AND FOR KIDS

It's free real estate.

Ant Farm Keyboard?

Maybe she is many different women stitched together, like a homunculus.

"Bangers" is a word you can use if your sausages have less than 50% meat.

Needs more hashtag.

I thought Fred Durst signed the singer from Puddle of Mudd and then found a bunch of other dudes to vacantly strum.

Nobody gives a fuck about likes. It's all about that white number in the red square.

The trees hold Dexter now.

WHAT IF THEY WERE WOMEN.

THIS IS FOR NAGASAKI, GAIJINS.

Do you want that we stick it anywhere, such as a horse.

They probably saw "Barr" and thought they'd be getting the sequel to Cheers.

Will you settle for Racist?