They stole the title of my controversial art exhibit.

He farted gold.

Maybe they filmed one episode where Mark Strong called Hardwick a "cunt".

This does nothing to disprove my theory that all Showtime shows will take place in the same fictional universe from now on. Here is the Homeland Series Finale.

It's Oscar bait that isn't immediately obvious Oscar bait.

Josh is a terrible name but you don't see me making fun of it.

Being covered in poop is charming. Didn't you see Slumdog Millionaire.

Maybe this is what all the corrupt African leaders spent all that Live Aid cash on.

Because all those Indian people are clamouring for Woody.

When he did a Boston accent he was forever osmosed into The Hallowed Beantown Race.

That's why they made all those toys for, silly.

Christian Bales was a Brit too.

Racist.

They could make the money pit into The Punny Mitt where it's about a wisecracking baseballs catcher who is killed by Yardies and is reincarnated as his childhood catching glove and Anthony Anderson and I don't know where I'm going with this.

Sean's pilot.

But then the postman has to climb all those ivory steps.

Morrissey likes Charlie. Now there's a surprise.

Vago what did you do with Sean O'Neal.

Frank Black could replace that bald fellow you have on Deal Or No Deal over there.

Do they have all kinds of props and junk. Maybe the Wave of Mutilation could be a wave of new Snickers bars.