I watched Filth in the English cinemas. It was shite.

Fuckers stole my tampon campaign.

Careful, Brian. Once you start shuddering, it can be difficult to stop.

Is that really his name.

God didn't take kindly to him doing all that stuff with Maggie Gyllenhall.

Affirmative Action strikes again.

I apologize for not knowing things about Bieber.

Maybe she just had affairs with the other astronauts.

You think that's bad? I was the hooker at Justin Bieber's 26th birthday party.

Can they turn into heart-eating dogs? http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Scorchio!

They should sue the Venture estate because the X-1 sounds like Exxon.

You could have told me you were talking CW, then I could have cued up the dog eating Dan's heart instead of going to work. Now it's on page 3 of the comments. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Maybe they could find out who kept stealing all the cast's lunches on the reboot.

Is hockey the one where you run around in a square.

My dad said it was okay for me to be attracted to Kerry Washington. Scandal has united us all.

In this one the intense staring comes with smiles instead of frowns.

No, Untraceable. One of the greatest Unsomethingable movies of all time.

And they're not even Tokyo drifting.

I liked it when he got acided in that one Diane Lane movie.