GODDAMNIT

But Maxim put her at the top of their list thingy.

Now when she twerks at Sinead she will neglect to wipe her butthole beforehand.

But Miley ended the racial divide.

We just got a dog. It is a Yorkie/Chihuaua crossbreed.

She's the sexy one.

I refuse to buy greek foods until those jerks pay everyone back.

No one's talking about the finale to the show I made up in my head.

Nothing more sexy than slavery.

No, he's gay married in this one you judgemental dolt.

More like Here Comes The Terrible Show.

It needs the electrifying presence of Summer Glau.

I was about to complement you on it. Oh well.

Is this one of his mainstream works about misanthropic jerks but they don't swear?

Can't you talk about guitar based rock instead.

I went to a food truck in London once. I had a taco though.

The best one is their list of overrated sports stars.

Everyone knows that if you swallow chewing gum you choke and die. If you chew 3000 gumballs someone's going to get hurt. Don't die, trust fund fucks.

Next he should play Thom Yorke.

OLD MEDIA IS DEAD