My dad told me it was washing machines. Huh.

Can't wait till he goes Full-Bjork on Johnny Bitchshouter one day.

His old beard was Jessica Lowndes. And the little fucker still somehow managed to trade up from her.

BETTER GET BACK TO WORK CALL BITCH WHO TIGHT KNOCKS LIGHTLY TO RUN TO BELIZE I WON. DING.

Re-skin.

Hoskins Mario is the only new Smash Bros character that hasn't been announced yet.

Cat Suit Mario has come to steal your heart away.

He was in Kick Ass 2.

Showtime should just fold all of their shows into the same universe. Maybe Dracula could be the new bad guy on Showtime. Damian Lewis is already pale so he's probably already half-vampire.

What if I wanted to breakLaugh it all off in your faceWhat would you do? (Oh, oh)What if I fell to the floorCouldn't take all this anymoreWhat would you do, do, do?Come break me downBury me, bury meI am finished with youWhat if I wanted to fightBeg for the rest of my lifeWhat would you do?You say you wanted moreWhat…

He didn't have a shit for weeks after filming wrapped.

Maybe people heard about Matthew Fox hitting all those ladies and assumed that they meant Sawyer because he has a Southern accent.

Dallas spelled backwards is sallad. Maybe McConaughey just ate too much salad. Why do you assume a guy has AIDS just because he's thin, Sean O'Neal?

How is this a real thing? That adults made?

For FXX sake.

Low Winter's Unwatchable.

Many of them do both.

Greenwald beat you to the punch.

I hope they get a good moderator so this show can be conducted sans anarchy.

Just like your mom.