YOU FUCKING SUCK JUDD APATOW

You will have to cartwheel the whole time.

Reed is trying to capture some of that old "Paula Deen hit by ham" magic.

What this film needs is somebody who was in The Wire, so I could make a tenuous "Where Wallis Simpson at?" joke. But they decided not to do this for me, I bet.

Candor doesn't have a chance. Aren't they all really, really small, like toys.

Do we get to see Holden doing some sexy filing at his boring job.

AND YOU SHOULD TOO.

Serves you right for not being 18 when it came out.

Maybe there's a bunch of Salingers that went through with the baptismal.

Lest we forget: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

The chair shakes a bit and there's a bunch of water sprayed on you.

If only he'd made Crimson Rim.

Will they hire real blind people to be Matt Murdoch.

Jess Greene!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I AM THE BITCH LIGHTLY

This sounds like the kind of dumb thing Mordecai and Rigby would blow all their money on. Someone should let them know.

Maybe she tries to stuff the corpse with fried chicken strips.

That's all five Strokes.

JAR OF FARTS

You can keep the little cunt.